Why get a dog when you can just have a baby?

So really, why get a dog when you can just have a baby. They are just as loyal and help keep the floors clean. Personally, I think they are a lot cuter too. Carter is definitely one big pet to Addie. I rounded the corner today and caught her dropping bits of corn dog on the floor for him. No wonder he's always following her around these days. I'd find it more cute if I wasn't appalled that my 8 month old is eating corn dog off the floor.